You'll love working for Neon Play!
1. Buy us a pressie
Well for starters, when you join, every employee will be given £100 to buy the company a joining present. Yup £100 hard cash to get anything that you think will help make Neon Play a better, more enjoyable, more groovy, funner place to work. It might be a funky picture, board games, toys, LEGO, a beautiful book, a game, a retro poster or maybe some Play Doh (ooo, the smell).
2. Happy birthday to you
If your birthday lies on a weekday, have the day off on us. Yup, you really don’t want to be at work on your birthday do you (even though you’ll miss us)? So have a lie in, watch Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women and Countdown, go shopping, see some mates or just go and get drunk. It’s your birthday, so make the most of it.
3. Beer Friday
Every Friday, we want to go to a local pub and have a pint and a chinwag about life, work, new ideas and the universe (or X Factor). The drinks are on us, whatever your tipple (unless it’s Bollinger and then we might need to have a quiet chat).
We’re working with the wonderful Paternoster School who are down the road and give 1% of our profits to this charity, which will hopefully make a big difference. On top of that, for one day a year, we’re going to encourage each Neon Play employee to volunteer to help that charity. Giving something back will give us all a warm, fuzzy feeling and make us grateful for what we’ve got.
5. Come on Eng-er-land!
If it’s the World Cup or there’s a big match on during the day and England are playing a game, we’ll go to the pub to cheer on the boys. If you’re Welsh, Irish, Scottish or (somewhere-else-ish), and you want England to lose, you can stay and work double hard.
6. Posh bog roll
We’ll give you a Neon Play guarantee that we’ll only supply the finest loo roll in our office. Maybe not that quilted stuff as that’s a bit over the top, but nice, soft stuff with Labrador puppies running around.
7. Let’s play darts
The ability to hit a double 16 is one of life’s key skills (that, and making a decent gravy). So we’ve installed a darts board in the office so you can hone your throw and make sure you put up a decent show in the pub. Onnnnne hundred and eiiiiiiiightttyyyyyyyyyyy!
8. Brucey Bonus
We want to share in the success of the company, so we’ll look to give all employees a nice juicy bonus (providing you say “thank you” – and providing we make any money). Because you’re worth it.
9. Nice office
As we all spend rather a lot of time at work, surely it’s important to have a place where you’ll look forward to coming to. So we’ve got a pool table, darts board, X-Box, bean bags galore, remote control helicopter and fun bits and bobs. We want you to be inspired and we want to tell your Mum how cool a place you work in. Even if she thinks you work “in computers”.
10. Everyone is special
We believe everyone has ideas, whether you’re the top dog or a new kid on the block. So we encourage ideas from everyone and we’ll listen. And as we only employ nice people, who aren’t boring or have massive egos, we can all sit down and have a good natter and agree which is the best idea.